REPUBLICAN WAY

There are companies in my computer
And they're callin' me on the phone
They’ve taken over my TV set
They're invadin' my old home
And outside my door a politician
He's askin’ for my vote
He wants another 4 years
And a new Brooks Brother’s coat
And all I can do is sit here
Eatin’ a hostess cake
Maybe next week I'll fight back
If I can just stay awake

The president walks like a cowboy
And he wants to lasso Iran
Then goes back to his tax return
He's doin' all that he can
We all know he is certain
That soon the world will end
With a bang not a whimper
Its just around the bend
And all I can do is sit here
Drinkin’ Budweiser beer
Maybe next week I'll fight back
Or maybe next year

On Fox we got more Terror
And the anchorman lookin’ wild
His manic mouth keeps movin'
He's a grown up child
In the newspaper, it's so important
To keep up with the score
The fuckin' Yankees keep winning
Sellin’ big bats galore
And all I can do is sit here
Barbequing my ribs
Maybe next week I'll fight back
Or root for Joe Gibbs

Our mothers shop at Wal-Mart
Our sisters work for Enron
They’re both on fixed incomes
They got no magic wand
Our brothers are dying in Iraq
While we cheer them on
The Saudis are hording hummus
And China’s watching James Bond
And all I can do is sit here
My computer tuned to some porn
Maybe next week I'll fight back
Or move to Cape Horn

There are 15000 children
Who starve to death each week
While Halliburton stocks baby food
until the market peaks
The ice cap is melting faster
and our cars burn more and more fuel
I love reality TV
It is so very cool
So, I guess I'll just lie down
ask my wife for a lay
Hire Blackwater to fight back
It's the Republican way